Gardner Mechanic Goat's Milk Soap "The Dirty Dozen": When Grit Meets Glory (And Your Hands Are Dirtier Than a Gold Rush Saloon Floor).
Got a showdown with grime? Your regular soap shootin' blanks? Then draw "The Dirty Dozen." This ain't no pansy-handed soap. This is a gritty, hard-working bar that'll lasso the dirt and grime right outta your paws. Who's your huckleberry now, pilgrim?
 
Bentonite Clay: This here clay's like a dirt magnet. Pulls grime outta your skin faster than a runaway stagecoach.
Coffee Grounds: A rough-and-tumble exfoliator. Gets rid of dirt and those stinkin' onion and fish smells faster than a rattlesnake strike.
Pumice Stone: Ground up and ready for action. This ain't no gentle scrub. This is a full-on grime-bustin' assault.
Orange Essential Oil: Sweet orange, the odor eliminator. This here oil ties the whole dang posse together.
 
Perfect for mechanics, gardeners, chefs, or anyone who ain't afraid to get their hands dnds or rough areas like heels and elbows. The exfoliants may be too rough for other areas. Also works great scrubbed on wood cutting boards to remove food odors.
 
Disclaimer: If your skin throws a hissy fit, you're probably too delicate for this soap. But if you're tough enough, your hands will thank you.
 
Bottom line: You got dirty digits? This soap's your six-shooter. Buy it. Or keep walkin' around with hands dirtier than a prospector's pan. Your call.