Alright, dog-parent, let's cut the fluff. Your furry overlord deserves a bath that doesn't involve questionable chemicals and foo-foo smells. Our Dog Shampoo Bars are here to save the day (and your dog's dignity).
 
Tired of bathing your dog in a toxic soup of mystery ingredients? Yeah, us too. That's why we ditched the parabens, sulfates, and whatever else makes your dog smell like a lab experiment gone wrong. We've even pH-balanced this bad boy, because your dog's skin isn't just a slightly hairier version of yours.
 
This bar lathers like a dream, so you can scrub away the evidence of your dog's latest mud-rolling adventure. No essential oils, because your dog doesn't need to smell like a rose garden and because they aren't the best for our furry fidos. Just good, clean, dog. Plus, we tossed in some neem oil, because those little annoying critters need a stern talking-to (and removal).
 
Instructions (because your dog can't read):
Wet your dog.
Lather. (rub shampoo bar gently over wet fur, adding more water if needed to create lather).
Scrub. (gently)
Rinse.
Repeat. (if needed)
Avoid eyeballs. Because even dogs hate stinging.
Store bar in a dry place for it to last longer.
 
Saving the planet, one soggy dog at a time: We're not just about clean dogs; we're about a clean planet. That's why we package these bars in biodegradable plastic. You can feel good about giving your dog a bath without contributing to the plastic apocalypse.
 
Disclaimer (sensitive pups): While we've crafted this shampoo with the utmost care, every dog is unique. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. If your dog develops a rash, excessive scratching, or any other adverse reaction, consult your veterinarian. Better safe than sorry, folks.